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Old Oct 23, 2005, 02:36 PM // 14:36   #121
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*while falling down on the ground with a knife in his back, grabs Link by his eye lids and sips em off*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 02:46 PM // 14:46   #122
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*A partol apears in the middle of the rooms and sucks up all of the matter that used to be me*

*I appear in the room again*

"Bartender, where can I find..." *WISPERS* "... You know, the moon sugar"

*Walks around the back*

*Enters through the front door*

"Anyone seen *Hic* the sherrif in here?"
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 03:59 PM // 15:59   #123
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*Teleports into the bar, sees the trouble, transforms into Pika-Cloud, uses Electric Buster Strike on DarkWasp, transforms back into Pika-Link, teleports out of the bar before DarkWasp reanimates.
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 04:04 PM // 16:04   #124
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*punching teh ho that calls himself platinum agent
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 04:07 PM // 16:07   #125
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*The ceiling catches on fire*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 04:09 PM // 16:09   #126
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*Teleports back into bar, sees that poofighter was punching his holographic image, makes more, teleports out of bar and leaves all of the idiots to fight his holograms.
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 04:22 PM // 16:22   #127
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*Uses his super slash* HYATEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *Kills everyone*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 04:23 PM // 16:23   #128
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*Leaves to go to her "usual" which has a little more "class" and a lot more "Eye candy".... drags Echo with her to pay for her drinks cos he IS eye candy *
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 04:29 PM // 16:29   #129
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*smacks mistress and leaves bar*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 04:36 PM // 16:36   #130
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*clubs Finch to the floor and drags his inert body back inside*

*uses him for a footstool *
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #131
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*continues to watch everyone from his shadowy corner, while sipping the last of my drink*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 06:38 PM // 18:38   #132
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*walks in the bar, notices the carnage and smiles*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 06:46 PM // 18:46   #133
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*weeps softly in the corner with lildude, because nightrunner clubbed me*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 06:47 PM // 18:47   #134
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*walks into the bar, looking at all the bodies. he smiles and uses animate bone minions...several times...the bone minions proceed to do his fighting for him and he walks up to the tender and orders a drink, calmly sipping and glancing back occasionally to make sure his minions are doing their job*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 07:19 PM // 19:19   #135
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*Shows Finch the namebadge on her chest reading "Bouncer" and puts his/her name on the "Barred" list*

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Old Oct 23, 2005, 07:24 PM // 19:24   #136
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*Realizes the general pantless state of the bar's frequenters and goes to the bathroom to cry*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 07:30 PM // 19:30   #137
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*gives nightrunner a cookie, and hides from mistress*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 07:42 PM // 19:42   #138
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*slits finch's throat for invading the sanctity of my shadowy corner, there's only 4 people welcome in my corner *
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 07:50 PM // 19:50   #139
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*puts band-aid on throat and ponders about who are the only 4 people. Then wonders how to join this elite group of corner sitters*
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:30 PM // 20:30   #140
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*stops standing at the door gawking at the scene finally and draws his sword to lay waste to some bone minions*
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